The equally verdant but far-less-famous facility on the opposite bank is Augusta Country Club ... seated in white Adirondack rockers on the patio call out “Choke!” or “Woo-hoo!” ...

The fertile grounds at Augusta ... Club have given birth to colorful azaleas, mountainous trees and plush fairways and greens. And now a building with a chimney, air conditioning and an outdoor patio.

While Cabrera, Perry and Campbell are all very capable players, theyre also capable of 74. If slim gets fattened up by 5:30 Sunday evening, the back patio at Augusta Country Club will be empty. Email ...