To wit: 1. Become a professional baseball player. 2. Never, ever retire. 3. For the love of god, SMILE in your baseball cards! And, hey presto, you should live forever. What could be simpler?

Willie Mays, a generational baseball player known as the 'Say Hey Kid ... were thrilled by Mays' escapades on the diamond, had a smile on their faces too. "Willie liked to say that when fans ...