Also me: I spent an hour in traffic to drive to a bakery in Koreatown because someone I follow on Instagram posted a video of a "flat" croissant. The flat croissant looks like an optical illusion.

But the latest croissant trend is a lot less, well, fluffy. Flat croissants are trending online, from Seoul to Los Angeles to Vienna to Mallorca to Calgary — and well, everywhere. And uh ...