Bring the jolly this year with one of these funny Christmas quotes from comedians, movies and TV shows. Add these short sayings to cards or for Instagram.

Funny Christmas Quotes “Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.” — Charles Stross “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨ ...

Funny Christmas quotes "A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell." — George Bernard Shaw "We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas, like love and family, ...

Funny Christmas quotes “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” — Linda Sunshine “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that ...

The best Christmas quotes. It’s the most wonderful time of the year – song by Andy Williams. I don’t think Christmas is about things. It’s about being good to one another –Carrie Fisher ...

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