Surprise, surprise, Clash of the Titans is an awful movie-turned-videogame ... Once you hit an enemy enough you can activate a Sub weapon Seize -- a quick time event where you press buttons ...

As soon as I heard that they were remaking Clash of the Titans, I knew there'd be a videogame ... which means they're softened up enough for the fatal Sub Weapon Seize attack.

It’s just that, as directed by Louis Letterier (“The Incredible Hulk”) from an adaptation credited to a trio of writers, “Titans” is both dark and busy visually, and nearly devoid of humor.