Imagine getting a letter from Publishers Clearinghouse that says you’ve won a million dollars ... Lois Zupan of Morton, Wash., got one. “Congratulations!” it said. “The team at PCH ...

WELL, CONSUMER INVESTIGATOR BRIAN ROCHE SAYS YOU’RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW, FOLKS, THIS MAY BE THE VERY FIRST SCAM THAT WAS EVER INVENTED. THE SCAM TELLING YOU THAT YOU HAVE JUST WON A LOT OF MONEY.