He went the full Scottish breakfast experience, and what I am about to say will take us into the stormy waters of controversy. Beans have no business being on a plate of bacon, eggs and black pudding.

Ideally, what would be on your Scottish breakfast ... beans were perhaps the most argued over, with many including them but just as many saying they should never be anywhere near a full Scottish ...

At Down The Hatch, the critic ordered the Full Scottish Skillet ... fried egg, baked beans and toast. And he washed it all down with a £3 breakfast tea. But the Scots delicacy failed to impress ...

One recent customer ordered a full Scottish breakfast at CJ’s Cafe, paying only £7. The meal consisted of black pudding, square sausage, toast, link sausages, bacon, eggs, beans, tattie scones ...