30.Why did the CPAs divorce? They couldn't reconcile their differences. 31. Why do accountants like dirty jokes? Because their sense of humor is accrued. 32. Why do accountants have great abs?

Surprisingly, a lot! There’s a bunch of clever and funny math jokes and math riddles, so it’s no wonder there are a bunch of hilarious accounting jokes too. Maybe it’s the anxious clients ...

To thank the pros who crunch the numbers so we don't have to, we polled accountants and auditors and scoured the web to round up 25 jokes that only accountants will love. 1. Welcome to the ...

(Especially this tax season—yikes!) Related: Money Can Be Funny! 100 Accounting Jokes, Tax Jokes and IRS Jokes 1. Be audit you can be. 2. It's accrual world. 3. Make every day account.

Enjoy! Related: 300 Best Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Funny 1.Where do homeless accountants live? In tax shelters! 2. How do you know you have a good CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

11. How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value. 12. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation. 13. Why are accountants always so calm ...

In tax shelters. 24. Why do accountants fall over? They lose their balance. 25. Accountants like dirty jokes because they have accrued senses of humor. 26. Accountants work their assets off.