Post these funny quotes on Instagram or text them to friends ... Italian proverb “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ...

Read on for 135 funny quotes about life ... Terry Pratchett, “Diggers” “To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you.

1. "Early to bed, early to rise, keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise." - Benjamin Franklin 2. "For I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love." - The Beatles 3. "Money is like a ...