Beizer: The funny defense. Nina Beizer 11:02 pm, Apr 07, 2011. My Momma sends the best emails ever. “Don’t carry cell phones close to your groin or breast. Best in a bag. ... So let’s use funny — with ...

Nix's attempt wasn't the first hilarious ask a quarterback has made to a defense at the line of scrimmage. Winston did something similar when his Browns took on the Pittsburgh Steelers on Nov. 21.

UCLA coach has funny quote about his team’s bad defense. November 16, 2021. by Dan Benton. The UCLA Bruins have started out hot this season, winning each of their first three games.

It's hard to know what will make you feel better when you're sad and depressed, but these funny quotes could help lighten the mood. Laughter is the best medicine, as they say, so look to these ...

The Saints defense may not respect Newton "the man" for his clothing choices off the field, but they better respect the QB on the field itself.

Funny marriage quotes. 1. “Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” —Mae West 2. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup ...

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Here's the funny infomercial promo spot for Riley Stearns' The Art of Self-Defense, found on YouTube: You can still view the teaser trailer for Stearns' The Art of Self-Defense here , or the full ...

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Washington Wizards owner Ted Leonsis zinged his team on Saturday night over their poor defense. NBC Sports Washington’s Ben Standig spoke with NBA commissioner Adam Silver at Saturday’s first ...