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However, even if you're looking for funny wedding vows, consider that a little laughter goes a long way. A tiny bit of comedy can be helpful—but too much can easily verge on harmful or even hurtful.

That said, not every wedding is planned months in advance, so if impromptu vows are happening, just have fun and be sincere. Don't try to be funny. There is no need to force the funny.

Wedding speech expert Heidi Ellert-McDermott, 46, has shared some advice for anyone attempting to write the perfect vows for their big day – and you should never use clichés or talk for too long.