This is a list of 42 stupid stoner quips, puns, and jokes about parenting and weed. Read ‘em and laugh, or read ‘em and weep—your choice! But whatever you do, don’t read ‘em sober.

2 Chainz Was Nearly Banned From Smoking Weed Around Eminem, And He Shared The ‘Funny’ Moment That Almost Caused It Flisadam Pointer Contributing Writer Facebook Instagram Twitter May 23, 2025 ...

These days, the word muggle makes most people think of non-magical folk in the Harry Potter series. But beginning in the 1920s, people used it to describe marijuana or marijuana cigarettes. Louis ...

Floridians are about to vote on Amendment 3, a ballot measure that would legalize recreational marijuana for all adults. The state is already the country’s largest medical-only market, with ...

Whoopi Goldberg Didn’t Think It Was Very Funny That Laura Ingraham Nonsensically Blamed Mass Shootings On Weed Matt Prigge Contributing Writer Twitter June 1, 2022 ...

TV commercials just aren’t as funny as we’d like to remember them being. Fortunately, someone has discovered the secret ingredient that makes TV ads funny again: marijuana. Skip to content ...

Modern medical marijuana is much more potent than your father's pot brownies of the 1970s, ... There's nothing funny about today's highly potent marijuana. It killed my son.

A YouTube video from 2007 posits that Halo 3 has weed in it and accuses Bungie designers of having been “on weed” when making the game. It’s unintentionally hilarious.