Funny Birthday Messages for Your Husband. You’ll always be my knight in shining armor — even if your armor gets a little rusty. Happy birthday! Every year you grow older.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband . How did I get a husband as hot as you?? Happy birthday to an absolute smokeshow. I'm so happy that we'll grow old together, and that you have a head start.

Funny birthday wishes for husband. Helena Lopes / 500px // Getty Images. How did I get a husband as hot as you?? Happy birthday to an absolute smokeshow.

I wanted my husband to have a memorable 50th birthday without going over budget. Weeks before his birthday, I cleaned out our storage unit to save some money and bought a present. I found fun ...