We go into this holy weekend with freedoms that the world has never known,” reads a department-wide email from Scott Turner’s chief of staff.

Jesus is coming to my house today. That sounds like Zacchaeus. His story is in Luke 19. A wee little man, he climbed a sycamore tree to see Jesus. Jesus ...

But the myth soon evolved and grew, incorporating the idea that Christ went to Hell because he was a human and bore the burden of original sin like the rest of us. Real fun doctrine to live by!