Using the screen name of Mr Turnip, Marco Nogueira, 31, had a series of sexually explicit chats with a girl he knew as "Becky", who was in fact a police investigator. But the defendant told the ...

I suggested James Turnip or James Rocket-Salad ... Ded survives on what he earns busking. Mr Jerky is, however, the senior spokesman for the Portable Home Users Club. "Gday," said Ded.

showcasing what a pivotal figure she was in the world of puppetry – ensuring that Mr Turnip will live forever in the hearts and minds of generations to come. For the past 25, Stuart Woodhead has ...