THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL is currently on the road with engagements in Boston, Los Angeles, ... Meami Maszewski affects a terrific high-cultured accent as the whale girl Pearl Krabs.

JaVale McGee as Mr. Krabs’ whale daughter, Pearl, is a favorite of mine. But there are some other choices that are a bit more interesting. Patrick McCaw is Gary, SpongeBob’s pet snail.