"What's that stench? It's fantastic." "I am the Grinch that stole Christmas, and I'm... sorry." "Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world unite." "Hate, hate, hate, Hate, hate, hate. Double hate.

Ok, Ok, I know I sound like The Grinch and all ... What I CAN offer, though, are some pretty hilarious, funny Christmas quotes and holiday memes that can help you lighten the mood this year.

If your supply of amusing gags has run low, then you're in luck, because we've collected a comprehensive list of funny quotes to use ... I’m booked.” — The Grinch, “How the Grinch Stole ...