Cecily Strong played Goober the Clown, who "had an abortion at age 23," and joined "Weekend Update" to discuss her situation. Colin Jost set up the bit by welcoming Goober to discuss the ...

It’s a fleeting life. All this to say it hasn’t stopped the wild success of one statement-making standout: the Goober Candle. Need a break? Play the USA TODAY Daily Crossword Puzzle.

Goodness, how delicious, eating goober peas! It lacks the stirring power of the Battle Cry of Freedom. It's not as enduring as When Johnny Comes Marching Home. As far as Civil War songs go ...

The Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens has welcomed the return of Goober, a 411-pound Aldabra tortoise, who was introduced on Saturday to his new exhibit at the beginning of the zoo's Africa boardwalk.