As if the citizens of the United States are peaceably at a wedding, rather than throwing each other’s registry gifts in the bed of an F-150. Are you or someone you love stealing yard signs? Stop it.

"If she does try to sell her house, show up at her door and tell her section 5.20 says she can't put a 'for sale' sign in her yard," another suggested. "She's not upset at the sign.