In a whirlwind 48 hours during Paris Fashion Week, the 61-year-old Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star shocked fans with two dramatically different wigs ... wears black and white polka dot ...

"Since noir was mostly black-and-white, we're actually injecting color into a noir-esque movie, so we had to be really strong ...

McCune declined to send me a photo of him as a clown, though he did provide a pic of the big shoes. Witnesses in court described the get-up as a white wig, hat, white face paint and black ...