The Simpsons villain Mr. Burns is a renowned billionaire who is vile, conceited, and uses darkly humorous language.

Being part of a family has its hilarious moments—some of which can be summed up only through funny family quotes ... family ...

George Burns, Betty White and many others. There are also quotes on the good, the bad and the very funny changes that adding candles to the cake inevitably bring, whether you're ready for them or not.

George Burns: Buh buh buh buh, oh the sun shines so bright on my old Kentucky home buh buh buh bum–Trust me, it’ll be funny when I’m an old man.

In the play, “Say Goodnight Gracie,” the character of George Burns explains why his partner and wife of 36 years was so funny. His explanation is that Gracie Allen was an actress, not a comic ...

George Burns–a beloved comedian who launched his show-business career at age 7, became a movie star at 79 and dreamed of playing London’s Palladium Theater at 100–died Saturday less than two ...