Fun fact: when I was a teenager, I used to live a few doors down from Alexa Chung and Alex Turner in east London. I’d see them in my local offie buying milk, or hanging around outside the Royal Oak ...

Name a 21st-century frontman more iconic than Alex Turner? We’ll wait. It’s 19 years — a whole teenage lifetime — since the world first tuned into the Arctic Monkeys and dropped its collective jaw.