To celebrate the dry wit of one of the world's funniest men, here are my top 10 George Burns quotes: 10. I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. 9. Don't stay in bed ...

In the play, “Say Goodnight Gracie,” the character of George Burns explains why his partner and wife of 36 years was so funny. His explanation is that Gracie Allen was an actress, not a comic ...