Easy: Go buy a hundred more boxes, and crush ‘em with an anvil. Of course, you’ll have to weigh the fleeting satisfaction of the Go-GURT-pocalypse against the post-splatterfest cleanup.

Yoplait’s Go-Gurt teamed up with “The Slow Mo Guys,” the brains behind a YouTube channel with more than 6.6. million subscribers that specializes in destroying things in slow motion for the ...