Before I played Aloft for the first time, I admittedly set sky-high expectations for Astrolabe Interactive's survival game.

We’re going to dye your hair, put brown contact lenses on those baby blues, and you’re going to open your mouth and Jeff’s voice is going to come out?” ...

Watch The Empire Strikes Back a hundred times over and you’ll be more shocked by Darth Vader revealing he’s Luke Skywalker’s father than I was when the news broke ...