We’re assuming that’s the excuse these people are using for making some seriously funny 911 calls. Now, 911 dispatchers have heard some crazy things. But few are as funny as these stories.

Humor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.

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