The winner of this year's spoof Turnip Prize award for purposefully low-effort and cheap art is Mr Keep Calm with "Party Gate". The competition, held in Somerset, features entries from around the ...

I suggested James Turnip or James Rocket-Salad ... Ded survives on what he earns busking. Mr Jerky is, however, the senior spokesman for the Portable Home Users Club. "Gday," said Ded.

showcasing what a pivotal figure she was in the world of puppetry – ensuring that Mr Turnip will live forever in the hearts and minds of generations to come. For the past 25, Stuart Woodhead has ...