The Simpsons villain Mr. Burns is a renowned billionaire who is vile, conceited, and uses darkly humorous language.

Messages, greetings, and quotes express love and gratitude ... You’re the reason I know how to grill, change a tire, and make sarcastic comments. Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for being my unpaid life ...

What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes.