Camila Cabello graced the Time 100 red carpet on Thursday in a black suit dress with poofy rose sleeves that would give the Red Queen a run for her money. Curiouser and curiouser!

Its long, poofy sleeves fluttered at the wrist; tiers of ruffles cascaded to the floor. It looked like something a Pilgrim fond of LSD might fancy. I told her to return it immediately.