"What’s green, covered in tinsel and says ‘ribbet ribbet’?" A mistle-toad. "What did one snowman say to the other?" "Do you smell carrots?" "What do elves post on social media?" Elf-ies.

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Because, honestly, what would the December holiday be without at least a few punny dad jokes and holiday-themed ... What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire together?

That doesn't have to mean that the fun stops though! Telling stories and snowman jokes that cause raucous laughter is a great ...