That’s how it is in the military. You don’t abandon your blue falcon. You adapt to him. And then you pray to every deity that he doesn’t show up drunk to the safety brief.

For all its absurdity, SpongeBob’s “Goofy Goober” breakdown in “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" has become an unlikely touchstone in military circles.

SEGA has announced Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds downloadable content collaborations with SpongeBob SquarePants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, and Avatar Legends.