Avon and Somerset police said Parish then visited a nearby home when he attacked 86-year-old Beryl Purdy with an umbrella. She succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced dead at the scene.

Then check out the commercials one from Umbrella Crop. the other from Avon. Stay away from this product good citizens, at least until I get my shot gun and Ducati escape plan underway.

Remnants of Our Past shared footage of a very clever clothes dryer from 100 years ago with retractable arms that fan out like an umbrella.