How did you feel when the Chicago Bears announced the hiring of Matt Eberflus? Or Matt Nagy? Or John Fox? Or Marc Trestman? You were like, whatever. As well you should’ve been. It could be argued that until today—the day that the Bears finalized a deal to bring in former Detroit Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson as their head coach—Mike Ditka was the only sideline hire in modern Bears history that elicited a palpable sense of elation,

The Chicago Bears historically have not picked the right coach. Trestman, Nagy, Fox and now Eberflus. All coaches who weren’t coveted by the league. They all had mediocre or awful records. Here’s how the Bears will mess up this time.