It's not like the Elf police are going to come knocking on your door. Who's to say your Elf can't join your family for Christmas dinner ... of Santa's worldwide surveillance team your Elf deserves ...

For those unfamiliar, the Elf is the unofficial Christmas tradition of the surveillance state ... a large window because the other class next-door to me could see in. I quickly moved the elf ...

Each household elf uses Christmas magic to fly back to the North ... why not double down on tradition and adapt your front door wreath? This non-denominational option works just like the Elf ...

But some parents, wisely, can’t brook a surveillance state in their ... that his daughters awoke to find their elf had turned on the mini Christmas lights and switched hats with a snowman ...

Depending on who you ask, inviting the Elf on the Shelf into your home this holiday season is either the worst parenting mistake you'll ever make, or the key to Christmas magic. It's been a ...

the real reason I’m here to talk to you about Christmas “traditions” that are delivering your innocent, willing children straight into the waiting hands of the surveillance state ...

It’s not the threat of divine surveillance but the ... it’s all right to be spied on. The elf, after all, sits on his perch from Thanksgiving to Christmas to see whether kids keep the rules ...

Despite thousands of Christmas movies to choose from – Hallmark alone has churned out more than 300 holiday films – what in the cotton-ball-eating, revolving-door-loving world makes Elf so ...

Santa’s scouting elf arrives shortly after Thanksgiving and keeps watch to see if kids have been naughty or nice on the lead-up to Christmas morning. These sneaky little spies are best known for ...

Depending on who you ask, inviting the Elf on the Shelf into your home this holiday season is either the worst parenting mistake you'll ever make, or the key to Christmas magic ... If judgment and ...