"Come on, there're no cops up here! Nail it! Give it some gas!" Plane jokes! Classic Jerry Seinfeld. When people imitate him, ...

It would be impossible to list all of Bill Burr's greatest lines, but here are the ones I can't get enough of. Bill Burr has ...

The funny foil for her Gladys character was a doddering old man character played by Arte Johnson (who died at age 90 in 2019) in their popular reoccurring sketches on “Laugh-In,” usually set ...

Let’s get started! Funny Brother And Sister Quotes to Highlight Sibling Connections 1. “I know it’s a cliché, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds.

— Bob Hope “At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I’d need a Ouija board.” — Betty White “Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs.

Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. - Christmas Vacation ...

Quotes About an Old Friend to Cherish Your Bond The bond between old friends is stronger and tougher than diamonds — and it glitters just as bright. Not only are they with you through thick and ...

The next time you pour yourself a well-deserved glass of vino, read these funny wine quotes as a little added bonus. Funny wine quotes about age 1. “I think I’m like wine.

So, do not fret, because these funny St. Patrick’s Day quotes may very well capture everything you’re feeling on Mar. 17, no matter how you’re celebrating.

Carole Montgomery’s Funny Women of a Certain Age is a show straight from the unfettered mouths and uninhibited minds of the funniest, most daring, most experienced people in comedy: women who ...