When you're not feeling up to hearing other peoples' stupidity, their voices can be unbearable. You've had a long day and you REALLY, just want everyone to go away. Immediately. So for all the ...

Read on for 135 funny quotes about life ... Terry Pratchett, “Diggers” “To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you.

Post these funny quotes on Instagram or text them to friends ... Italian proverb “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ...

Start with a slide showing a series of funny quotes just to warm up the room ... This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.” Sloan Wilson ...