Beizer: The funny defense. Nina Beizer 11:02 pm, Apr 07, 2011. My Momma sends the best emails ever. “Don’t carry cell phones close to your groin or breast. Best in a bag. ... So let’s use funny — with ...

Here's the funny infomercial promo spot for Riley Stearns' The Art of Self-Defense, found on YouTube: You can still view the teaser trailer for Stearns' The Art of Self-Defense here , or the full ...