We’ve collected more than 100 of the best funny one-liners that are short, sharp and easy to deliver. And just to keep you on your toes, we threw a couple puns and jokes into the mix too!

July 2 (UPI) -- A Kentucky woman used the numbers from inside a fortune cookie to play the lottery and ended up winning $50,000. July 2 (UPI) -- A pair of emus escaped from their home at a ...