If you're hosting, there's a turkey to cook, house to clean and table ... Either way, you're going to need to some funny Thanksgiving quotes to help you maintain your sense of humor, and ...

Another great way to get the giggles going is by reading funny Thanksgiving quotes to one another ... “Dear Boston Market, thank you for cooking out Thanksgiving dinner since my mother cannot ...

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