Come on, man. The $28 World’s Largest Gummy Worm weighs three pounds, has a five-inch girth, measures 26 inches long, and contains 4,000 calories. Bet you can’t eat just one!

This brobdingnagian bear is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a carbo-loading 12,600 calories, says the company. There are 90 servings per World’s Largest Gummy Bear.