Neither has hair. In fact, I've always had too much of both. So when buns – proud ... was for a third-grade ballet recital. It recalled too-tight twists, acrid clouds puffing from gold cans ...

This was proven by one father who had to come up with a way to put his daughter's hair into a ballet bun for dance class. Earl: "This is daddy's version of the bun. ... Spin!" Jordyn ...