Funny Birthday Messages for Your Husband. You’ll always be my knight in shining armor — even if your armor gets a little rusty. Happy birthday! Every year you grow older.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband . How did I get a husband as hot as you?? Happy birthday to an absolute smokeshow. I'm so happy that we'll grow old together, and that you have a head start.

Funny birthday wishes for your husband. Is it hot in here? Oh, wait, that’s just the heat coming off of all of the candles on your birthday cake! If gray hair equals wisdom, then you’re a genius.

I wanted my husband to have a memorable 50th birthday without going over budget. Weeks before his birthday, I cleaned out our storage unit to save some money and bought a present. I found fun ...