Crook's makeshift set was complete with a little body to rest his head on (his actual body was hidden behind a black curtain), as well ... aback when he spotted Mackenzie's makeshift attempt ...

I don’t care if you’re a big man with a heart of stone and a chronic case of dehydration in your tear ducts, Mackenzie Crook’s gentle BBC Four comedy about two middle-aged men with a love of metal ...