The one I most admire, I suppose, is Knightley, but there’s a slight creepy element there in that he’s known Emma literally since she was in the cradle. And so that’s kind of slightly pervy.

Before long, Skye finds herself plagued by the same curse that afflicted Rose and Joel, and she doesn’t know what to make of all of the creepy smiles she sees on everyone’s faces. Skye isn’t ...

Miquita and Jordan discuss Bonnie Blue, Lily Phillips and the idea of queuing for sex.