It's an Office-themed take on the classic 'Twas the Night Before Christmas poem, perfect for fans of the show. It’s Christmas Eve at paper company Dunder Mifflin, and boss Michael Scott is missing.

As Christmas poems go, it’s an unorthodox beginning ... visit in the form of “[a] pack of angels / from the main office” who have come to inspect and report back on their progress.

What makes a Christmas poem? It could be a drift of snow or some evergreen trees, a box of candy canes or the baby Jesus. The best-known poem attending to the holiday is probably “A Visit from ...