CHILLICOTHE, Ohio (WKRC) - An Ohio man allegedly stole a marked Ohio State Highway Patrol ... an OSHP marked Dodge Charger that was left running near the Chillicothe Patrol Post.

You probably don't want to see an Ohio State Highway Patrol car in your rearview mirror ... Fancier than Florida's Dodge Charger? Sleeker than South Dakota's all-white Camaro.