You probably want to know how to please your man in bed. But guys aren't always so verbal about what they need. Once you get the ball rolling and start figuring out what it takes to pleasure a man ...

Good luck with that. So I am delighted to offer you a new report from the Onion: "The Cosmopolitan Institute Completes Decades-Long Study on How to Please Your Man." It took a lot of work ...

Want to keep and please your man? Here are seven tips from the early and mid-20th century. It's about to get real. 1. Don't Talk. Oh, did Mavis from next door insult your prize-winning squash?

No surprise there! Want to keep your man happy both in and out of the sack? Try these tips: Give him a FULL-body embrace. Not a gentle, polite, two-point shoulder pat, but a real pressing-up ...

so we got experts to dish advice on how you can please your man. These tips are so simple, you'll be able to execute ASAP and soon your dude will be calling you the best girlfriend ever.

The only way this Onion News Network Today Now report on Cosmopolitan Magazine's landmark discovery of every possible way to please a man could be better is if they said the word "taint" (are ...