being corrupted by sexxxy music. This time, it’s The Teletubbies (already very creepy and weirdly sexual) edited to look like they’re singing and dancing to Die Antwoord’s “I Fink U Freeky.” ...

Join in the fun and dance along with the Teletubbies. Come and celebrate Ten-years of Tele-vision for toddlers with Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa & Po as they jump up and down, roll around and dance ...

And I’d slip in Jamaican dance moves ... Avon where Teletubbies was originally filmed. “At least I had a six-pack at the time. You had to roll up and down hills, squat, jump around and ...