An African penguin holds a Valentine's Day card at the California Academy of Sciences in 2013. The penguin on the right is not laughing, but you will be once you read these Feb. 14-themed jokes.

So on this Valentine's Day, a few of them explain ... Like, real love is no eye contact," he jokes. Of all the subjects a comedian can write jokes about, Alexandro says love is so universal ...

Others roll their eyes ... that "funny" isn't exactly the first word they would use to describe February 14. However, we're here to pleasantly surprise you with these 50 hilarious Valentine's ...