The purple concoction included a berry-flavored milkshake that honored the big purple guy for his annual jubilee.

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“what does a grimace taste like,” wrote one user. “what does that even taste like tell [me] rn,” echoed another. “So we’re just gonna sit here and drink the purple goo from cat in the hat?